From: detritus@ix.netcom.com
Lord Valve wrote:
>
>
> Lord Valve wrote:
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> > Gosh...who'da thunk?
> >
> > REPORTED OCCUPY PARTY TEA PARTY
> >
> > ARRESTS 4149+ 0
> >
> > DEATHS 7 0
> >
> > RAPES 12 0
> >
> > ARSON DAMAGE $10,000,000.00 $0
> >
> > PUBLIC DEFECATION YES NO
> >
> > ANTISEMITIC RANTS 12 0
> >
> > COST TO TAXPAYERS $19,327,487.00+ $0
> > (AS OF 09/11)
> >
> > PUBLIC MASTURBATION 3 0
> >
> > MOLOTOV COCKTAILS THROWN 10 0
> >
> > FIGHTS STARTED MANY NONE
> >
> > CHILDREN EXPLOITED YES NO
> >
> > POLICE CARS DAMAGED 2+ 0
> >
> > PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS YES NO
> >
> > DRUG POSSESSION ARRESTS YES NO
> >
> > CONCEALED WEAPON ARREST YES NO
> >
> > DRUG OVERDOSES YES NO
> >
> > THEFTS MANY NONE
> >
> > BURGLARIES YES NO
> >
> > VANDALISM ARRESTS YES NO
> >
> > TRESPASSING ARRESTS YES NO
> >
> > NON-FATAL SHOOTINGS 1 0
> >
> > PUBLIC URINATION YES NO
> >
> > URINATION ON OTHERS YES NO
> >
> > ISRAELI FLAGS BURNED 2 0
> >
> > AMERICAN FLAGS BURNED 1 0
> >
> > AMERICAN FLAGS PISSED ON 1 0
> >
> > AMERICAN FLAGS DESECRATED 25 0
> >
> > FELONY ASSAULT ON AN EMT 1 0
> >
> > HEAD/BODY LICE OUTBREAKS 1 0
> >
> > TUBERCULOSIS OUTBREAKS 1 0
> >
> > MURDERS 1 0
> >
> > SUICIDE 1 0
> >
> > SHOTS FIRED AT WHITE HOUSE 1 0
> >
> > SCABIES OUTBREAKS 1 0
> >
> > ENDORSED BY OBAMA YES NO
> >
> > ENDORSED BY PELOSI YES NO
> >
> > ENDORSED BY CAIR YES NO
> >
> > ENDORSED BY SOCIALISTS YES NO
> >
> > ENDORSED BY NAZI PARTY YES NO
> >
> > --------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Got guns?
> >
> > Lord Valve
> > American - so far
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* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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