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   Lord Valve to All   
   Re: FW: Join our "NO CONFIDENCE RALLY" a   
   10 Feb 12 07:53:46   
   
   848ff616   
   From: detritus@ix.netcom.com   
      
   chatnoir bubbled:   
      
   > FW: Join our "NO CONFIDENCE RALLY" at Colorado Democrats' Jefferson-   
   > Jackson Fundraising Event 4-6 PM, Saturday 2/11/12   
      
   Why?  We can smell you from blocks away...   
      
   Tell me - are you sidewalk shitters going to bring your   
   own tiolet paper, or will you continue using your socks   
   like you have been?  Those of you who *wear* socks,   
   that is...   
      
   Hey - what about this?  None of you hippie assholes have   
   managed to address this so far, and it's been posted   
   dozens of times.  Nothing to say?  Gosh - wonder why...   
      
      
   REPORTED            OCCUPY PARTY     TEA PARTY   
      
      
   ARRESTS                4149+            0   
      
   DEATHS                    7             0   
      
   RAPES                    12             0   
      
   ARSON DAMAGE        $10,000,000.00     $0   
      
   PUBLIC DEFECATION        YES           NO   
      
   ANTISEMITIC RANTS         12            0   
      
   COST TO TAXPAYERS   $19,327,487.00+    $0   
   (AS OF 09/11)   
      
   PUBLIC MASTURBATION        3            0   
      
   MOLOTOV COCKTAILS THROWN  10            0   
      
   FIGHTS STARTED          MANY         NONE   
      
   CHILDREN EXPLOITED       YES           NO   
      
   POLICE CARS DAMAGED       2+            0   
      
   PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS       YES           NO   
      
   DRUG POSSESSION ARRESTS  YES           NO   
      
   CONCEALED WEAPON ARREST  YES           NO   
      
   DRUG OVERDOSES           YES           NO   
      
   THEFTS                  MANY         NONE   
      
   BURGLARIES               YES           NO   
      
   VANDALISM ARRESTS        YES           NO   
      
   TRESPASSING ARRESTS      YES           NO   
      
   NON-FATAL SHOOTINGS        1            0   
      
   PUBLIC URINATION         YES           NO   
      
   URINATION ON OTHERS      YES           NO   
      
   ISRAELI FLAGS BURNED       2            0   
      
   AMERICAN FLAGS BURNED      1            0   
      
   AMERICAN FLAGS PISSED ON   1            0   
      
   AMERICAN FLAGS DESECRATED 25            0   
      
   FELONY ASSAULT ON AN EMT   1            0   
      
   HEAD/BODY LICE OUTBREAKS   1            0   
      
   TUBERCULOSIS OUTBREAKS     1            0   
      
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   SHOTS FIRED AT WHITE HOUSE 1            0   
      
   SCABIES OUTBREAKS          1            0   
      
   ENDORSED BY OBAMA         YES          NO   
      
   ENDORSED BY PELOSI        YES          NO   
      
   ENDORSED BY CAIR          YES          NO   
      
   ENDORSED BY SOCIALISTS    YES          NO   
      
   ENDORSED BY NAZI PARTY    YES          NO   
      
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   Lord Valve   
   American - so far   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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