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   Lord Valve to All   
   Re: Restore Human Urban Habitat by not s   
   18 Feb 12 07:30:28   
   
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   XPost: boulder.general   
   From: detritus@ix.netcom.com   
      
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   > ENDORSED BY OBAMA         YES          NO   
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