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|    Donaldli Ingalls to All    |
|    Sandra Bullock    |
|    14 Mar 17 14:01:38    |
      From: don42269@gmail.com              Over the last week I have seen and read       about how Sandra (Sandra Bullock) is acting as       though she and this Bryan Randall person are       about to be married.              Whatever Sandra does and however she is acting       I am telling everyone the truth. Sandra Annette       Bullock and Donaldli Mark Ingalls are married.       We are married and it is a fact.              I don't know when people everywhere began       believing everything they see and hear, but it       certainly won't end when Sandra and I leave       this life and enter the next.              Sandra herself has made it very clear she is       full of baloney.              This Joshua Corbett person that had a pilot's       license and a machine gun collection...why all of a       sudden does a man swoop in with a plane and want to       shoot up my beautiful wife with a machine gun?!?       As if using a machine gun somehow would get the job       done any better than using a sling shot,spit wad, nerf       dart gun, cap gun, platic toy shotgon, or a popsicle       stick. Was he able to afford a machine gun and an       airplane but not a .22, or a sling shot...or a nerf       dart gun. Poopy on this. What a wackadoo.              The story about the machine gun is so over kill it       makes all it one of the most outlandish bits of       tabloid drivel in showbiz history and an obvious lie.       A machine gun, machine gun collection and a pilot's       license?!?! This is a baloney act.              And Bryan slinging dog poop and formerly into       drugs?!? This is also garbage made up baloney.              Also the five year marriage to Jesse James.       And Jesse is a good friend of mine. I have known       Jesse and his uncle for 44 years. Just how he       and Sandra were actually married was impossible       because Sandra and I never divorced. This       also was an act.              Sandra acts twenty-four hours a day seven days       a week and that is what she does.              I'm sorry everyone, but I am upset with my wife's       acting. A lot of her acting has been so great. She       has made us all laugh and cry. She and Keanu       kept us on the edge of our seats in Speed.              I have been accused of stalking by only 2 Internet       hecklers. I reported one of the hecklers to the       Federal Bureau of Investigation over accusations       of how that person believed I was out to murder Sandra.              The Los Angeles Police Department detained me in 2004       and determined just prior to releasing me that Sandra       and I had a long-term relationship and was not a menace.              Sandra pretty please stop the dating and marrying act.              I love you.              We are all a lot older, but I still want you to       have fun in New York with Rihanna, Cate, James Corden, and       the other women.                     Love, Your Donaldli Mark Ingalls              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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