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   Donaldli Ingalls to All   
   Sandra Bullock   
   14 Mar 17 14:01:38   
   
   From: don42269@gmail.com   
      
   Over the last week I have seen and read   
   about how Sandra (Sandra Bullock) is acting as   
   though she and this Bryan Randall person are   
   about to be married.   
      
   Whatever Sandra does and however she is acting   
   I am telling everyone the truth.  Sandra Annette   
   Bullock and Donaldli Mark Ingalls are married.   
   We are married and it is a fact.   
      
   I don't know when people everywhere began   
   believing everything they see and hear, but it   
   certainly won't end when Sandra and I leave   
   this life and enter the next.   
      
   Sandra herself has made it very clear she is   
   full of baloney.   
      
   This Joshua Corbett person that had a pilot's   
   license and a machine gun collection...why all of a   
   sudden does a man swoop in with a plane and want to   
   shoot up my beautiful wife with a machine gun?!?   
   As if using a machine gun somehow would get the job   
   done any better than using a sling shot,spit wad, nerf   
   dart gun, cap gun, platic toy shotgon, or a popsicle   
   stick.  Was he able to afford a machine gun and an   
   airplane but not a .22, or a sling shot...or a nerf   
   dart gun.  Poopy on this.  What a wackadoo.   
      
   The story about the machine gun is so over kill it   
   makes all it one of the most outlandish bits of   
   tabloid drivel in showbiz history and an obvious lie.   
   A machine gun, machine gun collection and a pilot's   
   license?!?!  This is a baloney act.   
      
   And Bryan slinging dog poop and formerly into   
   drugs?!?  This is also garbage made up baloney.   
      
   Also the five year marriage to Jesse James.   
   And Jesse is a good friend of mine.  I have known   
   Jesse and his uncle for 44 years.  Just how he   
   and Sandra were actually married was impossible   
   because Sandra and I never divorced.  This   
   also was an act.   
      
   Sandra acts twenty-four hours a day seven days   
   a week and that is what she does.   
      
   I'm sorry everyone, but I am upset with my wife's   
   acting.  A lot of her acting has been so great.  She   
   has made us all laugh and cry.  She and Keanu   
   kept us on the edge of our seats in Speed.   
      
   I have been accused of stalking by only 2 Internet   
   hecklers.  I reported one of the hecklers to the   
   Federal Bureau of Investigation over accusations   
   of how that person believed I was out to murder Sandra.   
      
   The Los Angeles Police Department detained me in 2004   
   and determined just prior to releasing me that Sandra   
   and I had a long-term relationship and was not a menace.   
      
   Sandra pretty please stop the dating and marrying act.   
      
   I love you.   
      
   We are all a lot older, but I still want you to   
   have fun in New York with Rihanna, Cate, James Corden, and   
   the other women.   
      
      
   Love, Your Donaldli Mark Ingalls   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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