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|    Blue state woman fined after urine sampl    |
|    08 May 18 05:51:18    |
      XPost: alt.culture.us.hispanics, sac.general, alt.politics.democrats.d       XPost: alt.politics.liberalism       From: blue-state-crimes@cnn.com              Stupid Mexicans...              A Denver woman was cited Thursday for allegedly causing damage       to a 7-Eleven store's microwave oven when she tried to heat a       urine sample, authorities said.              A store clerk reported seeing the suspect, identified as       Angelique Sanchez, 26, place something in the Aurora, Colo.,       store’s microwave before hearing a “loud bang” seconds later,       Denver’s KUSA-TV reported, citing an Aurora Police Department       report.              The clerk reportedly told Sanchez to clean up the mess or she       would alert police. Sanchez then “wiped out the microwave onto       the floor” with napkins and left, Pueblo’s KOAA-TV reported,       also citing the police report.              The clerk then called police and told them she noticed “yellow       liquid dripping from the microwave and the smell was       unquestionably urine.”              Police later found Sanchez about a half-mile away, at a health       clinic where she was waiting to undergo a physical exam and       urinalysis for a potential job, according to the report.              One of the quality-check measures for a urine screening involves       making sure the sample is at body temperature, or around 98.6       degrees, KUSA-TV reported.              Sanchez reportedly told police that she had “cleaned up the mess       and did not understand the problem.”              “When I reminded her that urine blew up where people prepare       their food, she told me it was not real urine,” a police officer       wrote in his report.              “When I reminded her that urine blew up where people prepare       their food, she told me it was not real urine.”              - Police report              The officer said he issued Sanchez a summons for damaged       property after informing her that the microwave is worth $500,       KUSA-TV reported.              Sanchez was also not allowed to take the drug test that day,       KOAA-TV reported.              http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/06/woman-fined-after-urine-       sample-damages-7-eleven-microwave-police-say.html                      --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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