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   Blue State Crimes to All   
   Blue state woman fined after urine sampl   
   08 May 18 05:51:18   
   
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   From: blue-state-crimes@cnn.com   
      
   Stupid Mexicans...   
      
   A Denver woman was cited Thursday for allegedly causing damage   
   to a 7-Eleven store's microwave oven when she tried to heat a   
   urine sample, authorities said.   
      
   A store clerk reported seeing the suspect, identified as   
   Angelique Sanchez, 26, place something in the Aurora, Colo.,   
   store’s microwave before hearing a “loud bang” seconds later,   
   Denver’s KUSA-TV reported, citing an Aurora Police Department   
   report.   
      
   The clerk reportedly told Sanchez to clean up the mess or she   
   would alert police. Sanchez then “wiped out the microwave onto   
   the floor” with napkins and left, Pueblo’s KOAA-TV reported,   
   also citing the police report.   
      
   The clerk then called police and told them she noticed “yellow   
   liquid dripping from the microwave and the smell was   
   unquestionably urine.”   
      
   Police later found Sanchez about a half-mile away, at a health   
   clinic where she was waiting to undergo a physical exam and   
   urinalysis for a potential job, according to the report.   
      
   One of the quality-check measures for a urine screening involves   
   making sure the sample is at body temperature, or around 98.6   
   degrees, KUSA-TV reported.   
      
   Sanchez reportedly told police that she had “cleaned up the mess   
   and did not understand the problem.”   
      
   “When I reminded her that urine blew up where people prepare   
   their food, she told me it was not real urine,” a police officer   
   wrote in his report.   
      
   “When I reminded her that urine blew up where people prepare   
   their food, she told me it was not real urine.”   
      
   - Police report   
      
   The officer said he issued Sanchez a summons for damaged   
   property after informing her that the microwave is worth $500,   
   KUSA-TV reported.   
      
   Sanchez was also not allowed to take the drug test that day,   
   KOAA-TV reported.   
      
   http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/06/woman-fined-after-urine-   
   sample-damages-7-eleven-microwave-police-say.html   
       
      
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