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   From: wjvh@cwi.nl   
      
   Leviticus 26:29   
      
      
   Roast Child with Cornbread Stuffing   
      
   Turkey may be substituted for this classic holiday feast.   
   Although time consuming, this dish seems to take longer than it actually does;   
   as the entire house is filled with such a heavenly aroma,   
   the waiting becomes almost unbearable.   
      
   1 whole child, cleaned and de-headed   
   1 batch cornbread stuffing (see index)   
   ½ cup melted butter   
      
   Remove the giblets from the infant and set aside.   
   Stuff the cavity where the child?s genitals and anus were located   
      using ½ cup per pound of meat.   
   Tie the arms flat to the body, then pull the skin flaps up to close the cavity.   
   Now tie the thighs up tight to hold it all together.   
   Place breast side up in a large metal roasting pan.   
   Bake in 325° oven covered for 2 hours.   
   Remove cover, stick a cooking thermometer deep into one of the   
      baby?s buttocks and cook uncovered till thermometer reads 190°,   
      about another hour.   
      
      
      
   Pro-Choice Po-Boy   
      
   Soft-shelled crabs serve just as well in this classic southern delicacy.   
   The sandwich originated in New Orleans, where an abundance of abortion clinics   
   thrive and hot French bread is always available.   
      
   2 cleaned fetuses, head on   
   2 eggs   
   1 tablespoon yellow mustard   
   1 cup seasoned flour   
   oil enough for deep frying   
   1 loaf French bread   
   Lettuce   
   tomatoes   
   mayonnaise, etc.   
      
   Marinate the fetuses in the egg-mustard mixture.   
   Dredge thoroughly in flour.   
   Fry at 375° until crispy golden brown.   
   Remove and place on paper towels.   
      
      
      
   Holiday Youngster   
      
   One can easily adapt this recipe to ham, though as presented,   
   it violates no religious taboos against swine.   
      
   1 large toddler or small child, cleaned   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)