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   EarlCox to Marina Sapir   
   Re: A simple question   
   24 Apr 04 23:29:39   
   
   From: earlcox@earlcoxreports.com   
      
   The points are magical fusions of intuitive extensions to the universal   
   karmic field that provide precognitive resonances for all elastic and   
   semi-permeable phenomena in the domain of real things. Fuzzy Logic is   
   actually a manifestation of the paranormal, used by modern day alchemists in   
   the field of semiotic interpretation to cast deep and semi-thematic spells   
   on both business processes as well as such little understood and highly   
   complex machines as rice cookers and image stabilizers. If you are not   
   already a member of the Greater Near-Earth Society of Approximate Reasoners   
   And Scientific Tinkerers, you are not eligible to receive this month's   
   encoded pamphlet, "Fuzzy Logic: The Truth behind the Mayhem" in which Rush   
   Limbaugh explains the conspiracies used by very clever programmers to fool   
   us all into believing that fuzzy sets have actual points.   
      
   Sorry, but that's the way it is.   
   Earl   
      
   President Pro-Tempore, GNESAR&ST   
      
      
   "Marina Sapir"  wrote in message   
   news:108lsroo610at31@corp.supernews.com...   
   > So, what are the points?   
   >   
   > "Guillaume"  wrote in message   
   > news:408a7bef$0$7787$7a628cd7@news.club-internet.fr...   
   > > > I never could understand, where you can get this exact information for   
   > the   
   > > > membership function of the   
   > > > concept "Tall" (and other concepts). Most likely, you have to make it   
   > up.   
   > > > So, what does it worth, all these precise calculations with the   
   > membership   
   > > > fnctions, which are so arbitary?   
   > >   
   > > You're clearly missing all the points of fuzzy logic.   
   >   
   >   
      
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