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   Simon Knights to All   
   Re: OMLETv4 The Ultimate Visual Real Tim   
   29 Jun 04 14:45:22   
   
   XPost: comp.databases.oracle.marketplace, comp.databases.oracle.misc,   
   comp.databases.oracle.server   
   XPost: comp.databases.oracle.tools   
   From: simon@rubbish.bridge-village.org.uk   
      
   In article ,   
   gogala@sbcglobal.net says...   
   > On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 12:55:52 -0700, omlet wrote:   
   >   
   > >   
   > > You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and   
   > > 100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is   
   > > the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the   
   > > leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your   
   > > feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute   
   > > copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be   
   > > downloaded from:   
   >   
   > After seeing how you treated Howard Rogers, I wouldn't use your tool   
   > if it was the last one on the whole Earth. Politeness is best learned   
   > through the valet. Other then that, do you know what unsolicited   
   > commercial messages are called these days? Let me help you out: the   
   > name was made famous by British group of comedians known as Monty Python.   
   >   
   >   
   Man who made OMLET now has egg on his face :-)   
   --   
   Simon Knights,   
   UK.   
      
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