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   Tom Krieg to Robert Molyneux   
   Re: PLEASE HELP with CALC for MIN & MAX   
   23 Feb 07 20:35:26   
   
   From: user@domaininvalid.com   
      
   Zero is a mathematical term. In real terms, it means nothing. If I have   
   zero money, I'm in trouble. There cannot be zero elapsed time between 2   
   synchronous events, or a zero year.   
      
   Western babies are 1/(365.25 * 24 * 60) years old when they are born,   
   assuming it takes at least a minute to be born. I may have to redo that   
   formula, it's off the top of my head. In Western society, birthdays are   
   anniversaries of birth; when a child reaches its first anniversary of   
   birth (its first birthday) it is 1 years old. Prior to that, it is ...   
   some fraction of a year old. Unless you count gestation time, which varies.   
      
   Zero is for baby clothes sizes. But I still can't understand how a size   
   00 can be bigger than a size 000. A size 0 must be for a gorilla.   
      
   Robert Molyneux wrote:   
   > Depends whether you count from  0 to 9, or from 1 to 10.   
   >   
   > Chinese babies are 1 from the day they are born (i.e., in their first year).   
   > Western babies are 0 years old until they have passed 365.25 days.   
   >   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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