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   Bill McCray to All   
   Humor from the Net   
   15 Mar 07 19:24:55   
   
   From: McCrayBill@SpringMind.com   
      
   A man was telling his  neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.   
   It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.  It's   
   perfect."   
      
   "Really," answered the neighbor.  "What kind is it?"   
      
   "Twelve thirty."   
      
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