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   Bjorn Sagbakken to Bill McCray   
   Re: Humor from the Net   
   16 Mar 07 20:50:48   
   
   From: bjo-sag@online.no   
      
   "Bill McCray"  wrote in message   
   news:h5kjv2luug7f2bia49fesr31mmuh0nvdmr@4ax.com...   
   >   
   > A man was telling his  neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.   
   > It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.  It's   
   > perfect."   
   >   
   > "Really," answered the neighbor.  "What kind is it?"   
   >   
   > "Twelve thirty."   
      
   Not funny. Could possibly have been, but isn't.   
      
   The man would rather say: "I hear what pretty women thinks."   
   "Oh really," the neigbor says, very interested indeed.   
   "Yes, they dont't. But now I know."   
      
   Bjorn   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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