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   Bill McCray to bjo-sag@online.no   
   Re: Humor from the Net   
   16 Mar 07 19:55:47   
   
   From: McCrayBill@SpringMind.com   
      
   On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 20:50:48 +0100, "Bjorn Sagbakken"   
    wrote:   
      
   > "Bill McCray"  wrote in message   
   > news:h5kjv2luug7f2bia49fesr31mmuh0nvdmr@4ax.com...   
   > >   
   > > A man was telling his  neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.   
   > > It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.  It's   
   > > perfect."   
   > >   
   > > "Really," answered the neighbor.  "What kind is it?"   
   > >   
   > > "Twelve thirty."   
   >   
   > Not funny. Could possibly have been, but isn't.   
   >   
   > The man would rather say: "I hear what pretty women thinks."   
   > "Oh really," the neigbor says, very interested indeed.   
   > "Yes, they dont't. But now I know."   
      
   Sorry, that was supposed to go into another newsgroup adjacent to this   
   one in my subscription list.   
      
   Bill   
      
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