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   Bill McCray to McCrayBill@SpringMind.com   
   Re: Humor from the Net   
   21 Mar 07 18:18:55   
   
   From: McCrayBill@SpringMind.com   
      
   Darn, I did it again.  Sorry.   
      
   Bill   
      
   On Wed, 21 Mar 2007 18:12:05 -0400, Bill McCray   
    wrote:   
      
   >   
   > An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shop lifting.  When she went   
   > before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"   
   >   
   > She replied, "A can of peaches."   
   >   
   > "Why did you steal a can of peaches?"   
   >   
   > "I was hungry."   
   >   
   > "How many peaches were in the can?"   
   >   
   > "Six," she replied.   
   >   
   > The judge said, "Then I will give you six days in jail."   
   >   
   > Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's   
   > husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.   
   >   
   > The judge said, "What is it?"   
   >   
   > The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."   
   >   
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