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   Tony McGuire to All   
   Re: Creating a .frm interface for a quer   
   30 Aug 08 19:01:32   
   
   From: png.paradoxcommunity@com   
      
   > Yeah, yeah, but where did they get the cards? And how do they   
   > shuffle w/   
   > no hands?   
      
   Well, that's the real interesting part of the story.   
      
   You see, they line up along the nasal passage, and coordinate   
   releasing their cards with the inhaling and exhaling.  There is a   
   group who randomly pause a card and then re-release it so the order of   
   cards changes.  A group is also assigned to catch the cards as they   
   come cascading in.  Another group slithers the resorted cards, stuck   
   to their backs with a bit of mucus, back up and out the snout.   
      
   Where did the cards come from?  The last I heard the belief was that a   
   charity church group donated them for the entertainment value on   
   Thursday evenings.  Another group believes the cards were donated by   
   Boy Scouts.  Most hold that as complete wild speculation.   
      
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    Tony McGuire   
      
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