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|    Bill Horne to All    |
|    Attack of the Buzzword Boolean Blarney [    |
|    26 Dec 22 09:35:55    |
      From: malQRMassimilation@gmail.com              In a story on nasdaq.com, marked as "Written by Zacks Equity Research,"       an organization which I'm not familiar with, there are various claims       which make for enjoyable reading.              The story claims that ...               "Cisco Systems CSCO recently announced its partnership with        T-Mobile TMUS to launch the world’s largest highly scalable and        distributed nationwide cloud native converged core gateway."              ... and that ...               "T-Mobile moved its 5G and 4G traffic to the new cloud-native        core gateway boosting performance for customers with more than a        10% improvement in speed and latency."              ... and that ...               "The world is going through its fourth industrial revolution,        which is data-driven and a primary reason behind the rise of        Internet of Things (IoT). Various enterprises are investing        heavily to rapidly digitize their organizations, reflecting the        shift to IoT, Artificial Intelligence (AI) Machine Learning (ML),        digitization and various cloud solutions."              ... and that ...               "The recent partnership with T-Mobile is amongst its various        strategic alliances with global tech companies, which will help        Cisco to address growing megatrends and spread its newly launched        solutions globally."              Whew! I've fallen into the Buzzword Beatnick Bicentennial Bleeding Blue       Bloviation       Basement! I mean, I thought *I* was a world-class hash slinger, but       whomever wrote this should go to work at Fox News!              If there's anyone out there who is able to unwind the wire-spring of       this wound-up palaver, please send in a translation. Thank you: I'll pay       you with a bottle of aspirin!              The source material starts at       https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/cisco-csco-joins-forces-with-t-m       bile-to-boost-prospects              Bill Horne, Moderator              --       Bill Horne       Moderator, The Telecom Digest              --       (Please remove QRM for direct replies)              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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