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   Bill Horne to All   
   Attack of the Buzzword Boolean Blarney [   
   26 Dec 22 09:35:55   
   
   From: malQRMassimilation@gmail.com   
      
   In a story on nasdaq.com, marked as "Written by Zacks Equity Research,"   
   an organization which I'm not familiar with, there are various claims   
   which make for enjoyable reading.   
      
   The story claims that ...   
      
        "Cisco Systems CSCO recently announced its partnership with   
        T-Mobile TMUS to launch the world’s largest highly scalable and   
        distributed nationwide cloud native converged core gateway."   
      
   ... and that ...   
      
        "T-Mobile moved its 5G and 4G traffic to the new cloud-native   
        core gateway boosting performance for customers with more than a   
        10% improvement in speed and latency."   
      
   ... and that ...   
      
        "The world is going through its fourth industrial revolution,   
        which is data-driven and a primary reason behind the rise of   
        Internet of Things (IoT). Various enterprises are investing   
        heavily to rapidly digitize their organizations, reflecting the   
        shift to IoT, Artificial Intelligence (AI) Machine Learning (ML),   
        digitization and various cloud solutions."   
      
   ... and that ...   
      
        "The recent partnership with T-Mobile is amongst its various   
        strategic alliances with global tech companies, which will help   
        Cisco to address growing megatrends and spread its newly launched   
        solutions globally."   
      
   Whew! I've fallen into the Buzzword Beatnick Bicentennial Bleeding Blue   
   Bloviation   
   Basement! I mean, I thought *I* was a world-class hash slinger, but   
   whomever wrote this should go to work at Fox News!   
      
   If there's anyone out there who is able to unwind the wire-spring of   
   this wound-up palaver, please send in a translation. Thank you: I'll pay   
   you with a bottle of aspirin!   
      
   The source material starts at   
   https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/cisco-csco-joins-forces-with-t-m   
   bile-to-boost-prospects   
      
   Bill Horne, Moderator   
      
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   Bill Horne   
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