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   By Debra Cassens Weiss   
      
   A California law firm is looking for a real estate litigation associate   
   fluent in Latin and the flexibility to work “extremely long hours” to   
   handle “all work that the managing partner is simply too important to   
   handle.”   
      
   It’s an impressive law firm, according to the humorous LinkedIn ad.   
      
   “Talkov Law has been consistently ranked as the greatest law firm of all   
   time since its inception in 2020,” according to the job description.   
   “All of our attorneys are retired justices from the U.S. Supreme Court   
   and our law clerks can recite the Constitution by memory. We are looking   
   to add a stellar attorney of equal caliber.”   
      
   https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/help-wanted-goat-law-fir   
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