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   From: snipeco.2@gmail.com   
      
   William Stickers  wrote:   
      
   > Bradley K. Sherman wrote:   
   > >   
   > > A more perfect netnews:   
   > >  o Automatic rejection of top-posted articles.   
   > >  o Severe penalties for exceeding 72 characters.   
   > >  o Automatic elision of "LOL", "ROTFL", "LMAO" etc.   
   > >  o Life-time ban for using an emoji.   
   > >   
   > >     --bks   
   >   
   [> PMSL!]   
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   [automatic elision]   
      
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