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   Wally J to ecphoric@allspamis.invalid   
   Re: Apple is Killing the iPhone's Silent   
   14 Sep 23 23:34:52   
   
   XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy   
   From: walterjones@invalid.nospam   
      
   *Hemidactylus*  wrote   
      
   > Could you please killfile me in all your nymshifts? Thanks jackass.   
      
   Hi Hemidactylus,   
      
   I love when you and Jolly Roger post, Hemidactylus. I really do.   
      
   What I love about you and Jolly Roger is both of you are perfect for me to   
   closely study the workings inside the mind of an average idiot Apple owner.   
      
   > I rarely comment here but find you the most obnoxious and immature of any who   
   > has frequented this place.   
      
   It's normal for people of low intellect like you clearly are to hate those   
   who speak the truth because people like you are always afraid of facts.   
      
     *Hence, you're afraid of me*   
      
   > Frequency is the operative word.   
      
   It's interesting how deathly afraid you are of facts about Apple products.   
      
     *Which is why you're so deathly afraid of me*   
      
   > You are a notorious serial onanist.   
      
   Please don't worry about me as I completely understand ignorant iKooks like   
   you & Jolly Roger are desperate to keep the facts out of the public record.   
      
      *You _fear_ me*   
      
   Because I'm intelligent and you're not.   
   Don't worry about it; I understand your childish emotions completely.   
      
   > A local flasher.   
      
   Luckily I completely understand why you resort to such childish retorts   
   (which you actually think are clever... shockingly so) against me.   
      
      *You're _afraid_ of me*   
      
   Why?   
   Because facts instantly destroy your completely imaginary belief systems.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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