XPost: comp.sys.mac.advocacy, misc.phone.mobile.iphone   
   From: wolf@greenblatt.net   
      
   On Sun, 1 Oct 2023 19:09:20 -0500, candycanearter07 wrote:   
      
   >> At the very least the user should have enough brains not to use utter   
   >> crap "Social Media" apps like Instagram.  :-p   
   >>   
   >   
   > While I don't disagree, they should still have some safeguards against   
   > rouge apps.   
      
   Apple marketing has started the new campaign to solve the problem the way   
   they always have solved any bad press in the news about Apple's product.   
      
   First Apple will only admit to "slight warming" of the iPhone 15 series.   
   Then Apple will "assure the safety" of the new iPhones so rest at ease.   
      
   Apple will issue new guidelines explaining not only how to hold it,   
   but also the types of Apple-approved fire-safe asbestos-free gloves to use.   
      
   These new fire-safe iPhone gloves will be called the iGlove, and will   
   retail for $79.99 USD if you wait outside in line at the Apple Store.   
      
   In addition, users will have the opportunity to beta test the new ten-foot   
   iPole that Apple is selling in various new bold colors like red & yellow.   
      
   The new iPoles will be sold for only $39.99 USD so get them now before the   
   bold color of your choice sells out (Sorry. Not available in plain white.)   
      
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