XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy   
   From: walterjones@invalid.nospam   
      
   Jolly Roger  wrote   
      
   > You're a cowardly, tiny man child. And you are   
   > scared of the world.   
      
   The sad fact is, Jolly Roger, the iPhone lacks basic functionality.   
      
   That's trivially easy to prove, Jolly Roger...   
    AUX Jacks are on 75% of current Android models; *0% on current iPhones*   
    Portable memory is on 71% of current Android models; *0% on any iPhones*   
    FM Radio is on 50% of current Android models; *0% on current iPhones*   
      
   The fact is, every phone that lacks these features is less functional.   
      
   You can't refute that the iPhone is crippled because it lacks normal basic   
   hardware, Jolly Roger... so you try to attack me... trying to insult me.   
      
   Why?   
      
   Because you can't refute that the iPhone is crippled because it lacks   
   fundamental hardware that most Android phones have always had & still do.   
      
         *You _hate_ that your toy iPhone is crippled, Jolly Roger*   
                          So you attack me.   
      
   You hate that I easily prove all iPhones are crippled in functionality.   
   So you take it out on me because you hate Apple's incompetent designs.   
      
   So be it.   
   --   
   Apple is incompetent at designing a functional phone, but Apple is   
   brilliant at markteting a toy that can't do half of what Android does.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)