XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy   
   From: walterjones@invalid.nospam   
      
   Jolly Roger  wrote   
      
   > "People who aren't scared shitless of society breaking down 24/7 to the   
   > extent that theypitch a shit fit if their smartphones don't have FM   
   > radio capability are iKooks, y'all. #IAmVerySmart!"   
      
   Hi Jolly Roger,   
      
   I study you very strange people, Jolly Roger so I understand how you feel.   
      
   Lots of people are like you and Alan Browne, Jolly Roger, who are always   
   making buying decisions wholly influenced by MARKETING to believe a product   
   that does not have basic functionality is better than one that does.   
      
   You actually believe that not having something is better than having it.   
   Why?   
   Because Marketing told you it was "courageous" to not have it.   
      
   Now you _feel_ courageous, Jolly Roger. Don't you.   
    *You feel so very _courageous_ not having what everyone else has*, JR.   
      
                      Am I right or am I right!   
   --   
   What makes you an iKook, Jolly Roger, is not only that you believe every   
   word that Apple MARKETING fed you to believe - but - you defend it too.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)