XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy, comp.sys.mac.system   
   From: walterjones@invalid.nospam   
      
   Jolly Roger  wrote   
      
   > Unless you have photos of old racing books, he won't believe you   
      
   Hi Jolly Roger,   
   You again are completely wrong. All he'd have to do is say something about   
   bimmers (or beemers) that showed he actually knew something about them.   
      
   He knows nothing about them.   
   He doesn't even know what EVERYONE calls them in racing circuits, JR.   
      
   Who is _that_ ignorant, Jolly Roger?   
   Nobody, right?   
      
   Yet iKooks are.   
      
   >> I know I own one.   
   >   
   > It's not even an exclusive club. BMWs aren't huge fucking secrets.   
      
   It's no secret I've owned both a bimmer & beemer for years, Jolly Roger.   
   They're not "secrets" to anyone.   
      
   Mine have never been to a mechanic, even as they have many miles on them.   
   I have all the BMW tools, even as many of them are literally in German.   
      
   What _is_ a secret to the iKooks is even the simplest things about them.   
      
   If you can't tell a carburetor from fuel injection, Jolly Roger, then you   
   know nothing about the air:gas stoichiometric ratio either, Jolly Roger.   
      
   > I have only owned BMW cars since 2001, and while I don't do my own   
   > repairs, I can certainly tell you where to connect jumper cables, how to   
   > do routine maintenance, and so on. He acts like "knowing the first   
   > thing about BMWs" is some huge achievement when it just isn't.   
      
   There's a reason the iKooks are such rather strange people, Jolly Roger.   
      
   Your problems stem first from your low IQ but then you bought into the   
   Apple zealotry such that you lost any ability to think like an adult.   
      
   That's why you call anyone who tells you facts about Apple, an 'it'.   
   You're _afraid_ of that person.   
      
   Because you're _afraid_ of facts.   
      
   You're afraid of facts because your belief systems aren't based on them.   
   So facts are deadly dangerous weapons against you strange people, JR.   
      
   You iKooks don't know the first thing about _anything_, Jolly Roger.   
   a. Alan Browne doesn't even know there is a walled garden   
   b. Jolly Roger doesn't know how Apple updates/upgrades iOS   
   c. Nospam constantly claims imaginary functionality that doesn't exist   
   d. Alan Baker claims people are gay just for telling the truth about Apple   
   etc.   
      
   Who is _that_ ignorant, Jolly Roger?   
   Nobody, right?   
      
   Only the iKooks are.   
      
   Why?   
   a. They all have abnormally low IQs   
   b. Such that none of them has any semblance of an education   
   c. And worse, they know absolutely nothing about Apple products   
      
   With respect to the Dunning-Kruger quartiles, all iKooks are far to the   
   left, whereas normal people fit more into the middle & right sections.   
   --   
   There isn't an iKook who understands even that simple sentence above.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)