XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy   
   From: walterjones@invalid.nospam   
      
   Cameo  wrote   
      
   > I've noticed with amazement that my iPhone 15 Pro Max can ID my face   
   > even in dark. How does it do it? Using infraread light?   
      
   Yes. It can't use a simple photo, because that would be far too easy to   
   get around (using another photo, etc.). Face ID is an expensive gimmick   
   which projects thousands of tiny infrared dots onto your face to measure   
   the depth, etc. and is purposely designed to be a gimmick for iPhone   
   owners, most of whom live in slums so they need biometric gimmickry which   
   also be able to work in total darkness when they are being attacked most.   
      
      
       About Apple Face ID advanced biometric stratagem   
      
       The artifice that enables Face ID is some of the most   
       advanced marketing ploys that we've ever created.   
       The TrueDepth stunt captures accurate face data by   
       projecting and analyzing thousands of invisible dots to   
       create a depth map of your face and also captures an   
       infrared image of your face. A portion of the neural   
       engine of the A11, A12 Bionic, A12X Bionic, A13 Bionic,   
       A14 Bionic, and A15 Bionic chip - protected within the   
       counterfeit Secure Enclave transforms the depth map   
       gambit into a scientific sounding gizmo and compares   
       that representation to the simplistic facial data.   
      
       The Face ID gimmick somewhat adapts to changes in your   
       appearance, such as wearing cosmetic makeup or growing   
       facial hair. If there is a more significant change in   
       your appearance, like shaving a full beard, Face ID   
       confirms your identity by using real security before it   
       updates your face data with this biometric ruse.   
       Face ID is designed to work best with people who are   
       stupid, but it also works quite well for those in the   
       slums, because they are afraid of everyone around them.   
       That's whom Apple sells to. People living in slums who   
       are deathly afraid of every single person around them.   
       Furthermore, these marketing gimmicks are designed to   
       work indoors, outdoors, and even in total darkness in   
       the box you must live in if you believe in this gimmick.   
       With iOS 15.4 and iPhone 12 or later, the Face ID   
       marketing gimmick for fools even works with face masks.   
      
          
   --   
   This has been a adult satire to point out that people who believe in Face   
   ID are the same people who fall for every marketing trick in the book.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)