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   Andrews to sticks   
   Re: did this group die?   
   07 Nov 24 15:25:30   
   
   XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.system   
   From: andrews@spam.net   
      
   sticks wrote on Tue, 5 Nov 2024 14:35:42 -0600 :   
      
   > Crap, I was hoping you would encourage him to prove gravity is not a   
   > force by walking off a cliff.   
      
   What is hilarious about that statement is it shows how ignorant these low   
   IQ uneducated Apple religious zealot trolls are, because.... because...   
      
   Because...   
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   That was *exactly* what Einstein said was the happiest moment of his life!   
      
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   Since you ignorant uneducated low-IQ Apple trolls have no idea what I'm   
   talking about, Einstein's revelation that there was no gravity when a   
   window washer fell off a roof (substitute cliff) was the happiest moment in   
   his entire life of discovery of the true nature of gravity.   
      
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   I doubt any of you low IQ uneducated ignorant Apple zealots can comprehend   
   a word I'm explaining to you - but the fact that gravity hence disappeared   
   faster than the speed of light was a key revelation for Einstein's theory!   
      
     *Albert Einstein's most happy thought*   
        
      
     "The young physicist was sitting at his desk in the patent office at   
      Bern when this thought occurred to him: If a person fell freely from   
      the roof of his house, he would not feel his own weight. While he   
      was falling it would be (at least in his immediate surroundings)   
      as if there were no gravity."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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