XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy   
   From: andys@nospam.com   
      
   badgolferman wrote on Fri, 22 Nov 2024 18:01:08 -0000 (UTC) :   
      
   >>We only have to get rid of the remaining "shit-show trolls" (as you   
   >>refer to them) of Jolly Roger, Alan Baker, Alan Browne, Chris,   
   >>Haemactylus, Joerg Lorenz, et al., and this newsgroup would start to   
   >>become normal again   
   >   
   > I'd have to excuse Chris from that list.  He seems far more reasonable   
   > than the rest of the hive.   
      
   I agree with you that Chris is "far more reasonable" than the rest of the   
   hive as I've studied all of their strange actions, such that I'd put them   
   into these loose groupings of similar personalities when posting here.   
      
      
   Jolly Roger === Lewis   
   Alan Baker === Joerg Lorenz   
   Haemactylus === Your Name   
   Alan Browne === Chris   
   nospam === he is in a category of his own   
      
   The reason nospam is in his own category is that he actually knew far more   
   about Apple devices than the rest of the Apple trolls did, even as if we   
   took him at face value - we would conclude he knew nothing - but he was   
   simply denying everything that Apple didn't do as not needed & not wanted.   
      
   Alan Browne and Chris are together in a category as they can actually think   
   for themselves (e.g., Alan Browne *loves* to quote Apple white papers, and   
   Alan Browne came up with his own analogy that the walled-garden   
   restrictions are an elite "clubhouse" that you have to pay dearly to be   
   admitted to). Likewise, Chris can discuss some things on an adult level.   
      
   Haemactylus & Your Name can't discuss anything at an adult level, and   
   neither can Alan Baker & Joerg Lorenz but the category differences are that   
   the latter two post frequently to this ng while the former two do not, and,   
   what Haemactylus & Your Name post is drivel never related to the topic.   
      
   Not that Alan Baker & Joerg Lorenz don't post drivel - the difference being   
   Alan & Joerg have no purpose for posting other than for their own   
   amusement.   
      
   When it comes to the king of Apple trolls though (now that nospam's   
   contract ran out) is Jolly Roger, who has been posting to this newsgroup   
   for at least as long as I have and who is the classic epitome of the Apple   
   troll.   
      
   To Jolly Roger, anything that is NOT a cheering squad for the Apple troll   
   team, is something to be reviled. Detested to the level that Jolly Roger   
   hurls vicious yet childish "your mother is a slut" type of inane childish   
   vindictives (as he's a fifth-grade sadistic bully in all ways possible).   
      
   As for nospam... he was perhaps the most despicable of these Apple trolls,   
   in that he brazenly lied to everyone to their face without any qualms.   
      
   Where we can lump both Jolly Roger & nospam is they are both sadistic   
   completely unprepossessing human beings whose very existence proves that   
   such evil people who possess no human value can be so horrible to those   
   that do simply because they have been told their entire lives that they're   
   stupid - and they want to get back at everyone else for doing that to them.   
      
   Do you think I have them better pegged appropriately enough yet with those   
   clarifying distinctions above?   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)