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   On 10/20/2025 11:58 AM, micky wrote:   
   > AJL  wrote:   
      
   >> I'm just waiting for my battery to go bad so that I have an excuse   
   >> to spend the bucks for a new phone but the damn thing just keeps on   
   >> working... :-/   
      
   > I feel bad for your battery.  It's doing its best in an unwanted   
   > home.   
      
   Yup. I've often wished the battery would just catch a TERMINAL disease.   
   But if it didn't I could just outright SHOCK it until it was DEAD. But   
   then I would be arrested and charged with assault and BATTERY and they   
   would put me in a CELL. And my picture would be put in the paper the   
   next day under CURRENT affairs...   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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