From: NONONOmisc07@fmguy.com   
      
   In comp.mobile.android, on Mon, 20 Oct 2025 12:23:08 -0700, AJL   
    wrote:   
      
   >On 10/20/2025 11:58 AM, micky wrote:   
   >> AJL  wrote:   
   >   
   >>> I'm just waiting for my battery to go bad so that I have an excuse   
   >>> to spend the bucks for a new phone but the damn thing just keeps on   
   >>> working... :-/   
   >   
   >> I feel bad for your battery.  It's doing its best in an unwanted   
   >> home.   
   >   
   >Yup. I've often wished the battery would just catch a TERMINAL disease.   
   >But if it didn't I could just outright SHOCK it until it was DEAD. But   
   >then I would be arrested and charged with assault and BATTERY and they   
   >would put me in a CELL. And my picture would be put in the paper the   
   >next day under CURRENT affairs...   
   >   
   And you'd deserve it to.  Fratricide, matricide, battricide are terrible   
   crimes.   
      
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