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   Re: Joel Gonna Shit the Bed   
   12 Nov 25 08:22:42   
   
   XPost: comp.os.linux.advocacy, aus.politics   
   From: devil@your.service.biz   
      
   On 10 Nov 2025, Diego Garcia  posted some   
   news:pan$44519$517351aa$b2d80e47$4af9e1a2@linux.rocks:   
      
   > Pathetic idiot Joel.   
   >   
   > He once tried to hire a female prostitute to stick her fingers   
   > up his ass but the bitch, having excellent taste, refused to service   
   > such a degenerate creep at any price.   
   >   
   > Now he has to invent some weird "girlfriend" story to conceal his   
   > treasured anal dildo.   
   >   
   > How many times did Joel shit the bed this week?   
   >   
   > I say, how many times did Joel shit the bed this week?   
   >   
   > Bets are now being taken.   
   >   
   > The winner gets coveted bragging rights.   
      
   He can shit in my bed any time!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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