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   From: 3feet@under.org   
      
   “Please let me hide under your dress, I’ll explain later”.   
   The nun agrees.   
   A moment later, two military policeman approach her and ask, “Sister, have   
   you seen a soldier?”   
   The nun replied, “He went that way” and off they went.   
   The soldier crawls out from under the dress and says, “I can’t thank you   
   enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go and fight in the Ukraine”.   
   The nun replies, “I completely understand”.   
   The soldier then adds, “I hope you don’t mind me saying, but you have a   
   great pair of legs”.   
   The nun replied, “If you’d have looked higher, you’d also have seen a   
   great pair of balls too. I don’t want to go and fight in the Ukraine   
   either”.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)