From: nospam@dfs.com   
      
   On 2/4/2026 11:31 AM, Lying Lameass Larry Piet (aka Farley Flud) wrote:   
      
   > Distro lackeys, which sadly populate this group, can only point   
   > and click on their Ubuntu-derived systems.   
      
      
   Like you, Lying Lameass Larry (L^3).   
      
   The lie:   User-Agent: Russell News 5.0 GNU/Linux   
      
   The truth: User-Agent: Pan/0.146   (for Windows, all GUI all the time)   
      
   You're far too incompetent to write your own CLI or GUI newsreader, so   
   you use the GUI-fied Pan for Windows (you're posting from work right now)   
      
   How many point-clicks for you to create your stupid post (assuming Pan   
   for Windows was already open)?   
      
   And let's not forget your fvwm GUI, and all your GUI (cr)apps.   
      
   Too bad your Daddy didn't smack you around and remind you to tell the truth.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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