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   From: nospam@dfs.com   
      
   On 2/24/2026 7:51 AM, Lying Larry Pietraskiewicz (aka Farley Flud) wrote:   
   > On Mon, 23 Feb 2026 11:14:18 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:   
   >   
   >>   
   >> Did you search the Epstein files?    
   >>   
   >> Actually, given your proclivity for data mining, maybe you should!   
   >>   
   >   
   > The dullard DooFus does not engage in "data mining."   
      
   Pipe down, fraud.  Keep dreaming up lies and fantasies about yourself:   
      
   - I am *ALWAYS* right.  ALWAYS.   
   - 280 IQ   
   - advanced math degree from Columbia   
   - $50K payoff for solving some equations for the DoD   
   - C Programmer Extraordinaire   
   - adjunct professor in mechanical engineering   
   - gimp asked you to implement netpbm HDR formats   
   - ImageMagick asked you to implement AI   
      
      
      
   > Data mining involves extracting information from various disparate   
   > sources and then forming valid statistical inferences based on a   
   > collation of that information.  Such methods are WAY BEYOND his   
   > current, and future, pathetic computing abilities.   
      
   'Cause linear regression and ANOVA can only be accomplished by 3 people   
   in the world.   
      
   Didn't I ask you to write a descriptive stats program in C to analyze a   
   set of random integers?  And didn't you run away like you ALWAYS do? Yes   
   you did.   
      
   And didn't I write such a program from scratch?  Yes I did.   
      
   It was another in an endless series of Feeb coding and IT failures.   
      
      
      
   > The demented DooFus can only accomplish basic piddling things   
   > that are straight out of "Databases 101."  It's the same kind   
   > of chintzy shit that can be found in a Girl Scout computer camp.   
      
      
   During my Usenet data capture activities I discovered the two biggest   
   frauds in cola's history:   
      
   #1 will forever be Rex Ballard, who claimed that one year he was single-   
       handedly responsible for 10% of FedEx annual revenue, and his work   
       led to Linux, and he and Stallman wrote the GPL together, and he was   
       responsible for the web-browsing industry, and Robin Williams Mork   
       character was based on Rex's theater performance, and Rex's Usenet   
       posts were the basis for Nick Negroponte's "Being Digital", and   
       Microsoft used Rex's ideas in Windows 2000, and Java got hold of the   
       code from a project Rex managed then changed that code "a bit" and   
       released it as Java... and on and on and on.   
      
   #2 YOU - for the nearly endless spew of lies and ridiculous claims about   
       yourself, such as those above.   
      
      
   Both of you crazies are GuhNoo/Linux adherents.  It's not a coincidence.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)