XPost: alt.folklore.computers   
   From: OFeem1987@teleworm.us   
      
   rbowman wrote this post by blinking in Morse code:   
      
   > On Tue, 13 Jan 2026 12:38:24 -0500, c186282 wrote:   
   >   
   >>> Except Blue Buffalo. The cats wouldn't eat it. The raccoon wouldn't eat   
   >>> it. The skunk managed to choke it down.   
   >>   
   >>    I haven't seen the 'raccoon test' mentioned in their ads ... I wonder   
   >>    why ?   
   >   
   > I see their ads, I think on Netflix, with dogs. I get a chuckle but then   
   > dogs like to roll in shit. Blue has had recalls and isn't spoken of too   
   > highly. I didn't do any prior research, saw it at CostCo, and thought the   
   > cats might like a switch from Friskies. No go.   
      
   Maybe they don't like propylene glycol.   
      
   My remaining old cat has gotten really finicky lately. It's gotta   
   be Sheba with turkey chunks.   
      
   When he gets hungry, he has an annoying meow. I made a   
   notification sound of it for my phone.   
      
   To get your attention, he finds objects to claw at, rug corners to   
   flip up and down ("flop... flop... flop"), and things like TV   
   remotes to knock to the floor. In bed, he comes up to your ear   
   canal and starts licking, sometimes puncturing nose or arm with   
   his claw.   
      
          
      
       The cat is an asshole.   
      
   At least he hasn't knocked the TV over yet.   
      
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   caught again, he would be thrown in jail.  Fine today, cooler tomorrow.   
      
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