XPost: comp.os.linux.advocacy   
   From: ahlstromc@xzoozy.com   
      
   Lawrence D'Oliveiro pulled this Usenet face plant:   
      
   > In message <0bcif6p41vjla8prttajjvr0npaiknn45d@4ax.com>, chrisv wrote:   
   >   
   >> Neither is watching an hourglass wondering what is going on.   
   >   
   > Ah, but did you know that each grain of virtual sand in the Microsoft   
   > Windows hourglass actually has its own Registry key? So for example when the   
   > {E3F66E37-33F4-4445-B35D-804455CB3936} grain falls, that indicates that the   
   > {E868BD2A-DA79-4D54-8554-F365C5E987A0} is about to {E53B95D8-   
   > AD26-4CA2-8DE3-7C58FF933A28} the {84F8213C-D969-4E06-92B4-8778327A1FDB}.   
   > Then when the {36C6B20D-B18E-437A-9316-41451A8367C3} follows, that means   
   > your {B90848C8-A122-4858-A55B-CA708BA252ED}ing system is completely   
   > {2D44B7C2-B6FD-41FB-80B3-752D56FEAFBC}ed. And so on.   
      
   LOL.  How true.   
      
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