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   From: candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid   
      
   Tyrone  wrote at 22:20 this Wednesday (GMT):   
   > On Nov 12, 2025 at 2:56:09 AM EST, "Lawrence D´Oliveiro"    
   > wrote:   
   >   
   >> The optimist thinks the glass is half full.   
   >>   
   >> The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty.   
   >>   
   >> The Microsoft Excel user thinks the glass is January 2nd.   
   >   
   > Programmer joke:   
   >   
   > An optimist programmer thinks that any given programming task starts out half   
   > completed.  The 0s are all there, you just have to figure out where the 1s   
   go.   
      
   That's true of any digital media, actually :)   
      
   > Another programmer joke:   
   >   
   > New software projects have 3 criteria for success. On time, under budget and   
   > bug free. Choose 2.   
      
   Sometimes it feels like its choose 0...   
      
   > My favorite programmer joke:   
   >   
   > Select * from Users   
   > Where Clue > 0   
   >   
   > 0 Rows Returned.   
      
      
   does that mean they have negative clue?   
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