From: ldo@nz.invalid   
      
   On Thu, 1 Jan 2026 20:51:57 -0500, Arne Vajhøj wrote:   
      
   > function test($v) {   
   > ...   
   >   
   > $ctx = new Fiber('test');   
      
   Showing you what a crummy language PHP is: it doesn’t even have the   
   concept of function objects, it has to fake it by passing a string   
   containing the *name* of the function ... (interpreted in what scope?)   
   ...   
      
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