XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone   
   From: marianjones@helpfulpeople.com   
      
   Tyrone wrote:   
   > But I figured -60 was low enough.   
      
   Alan Baker's IQ is about 40, but the fact none of you Apple trolls have   
   been told you're stupid your entire lives is obvious by what you post.   
      
   Not one of you Apple trolls owns even close to the IQ needed for college.   
    Alan Baker (literally owns the IQ of about 40, i.e., a retarded person)   
    Alan Browne (desperately believes everything Apple tells him)   
    Chris (may actually own rudimentary critical-thinking skills)   
    Haemactylus   
    -hh (also shows he owns at least rudimentary cognitive skills)   
    Jeorg Lorenz (feels the need to respond to everything, with nothing)   
    JF Mezei (desperately defends Apple to the death, no matter what)   
    Jolly Roger (he's the most interesting canonical Apple owner of all)   
    Lewis (similar to Jolly Roger but not as stupid as Jolly Roger is)   
    nospam (almost seems he's paid to defend Apple to the death)   
    Tom Elam (thinks he knows something - but turns out he knows nothing)   
    Tyrone (actually knows Windows networking - but nothing about Apple)   
    Your Name (thinks he's a genius for figuring out what is never hidden)   
      
   Every one of you Apple trolls owns a substandard IQ, Tyrone.   
    a. Mild intellectual disability: IQ around 50¡V70   
    b. Moderate intellectual disability: IQ around 35¡V49   
    c. Severe intellectual disability: IQ around 20¡V34   
    d. Profound intellectual disability: IQ below 20   
      
   It's why you're Apple trolls.   
   You believe EVERYTHING Apple feeds you to believe.   
      
   And you're herd animals.   
   Because you have no independent cognitive capacity.   
      
   Being stupid herd animals is why you gloat about waiting in long lines just   
   for the first opportunity to get rid of your existing iPhone, Tyrone.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)