XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone   
   From: marianjones@helpfulpeople.com   
      
   Your Name wrote:   
   >> You are such a dipshit.  You are no match for the IQ of the people here.   
   >   
   > He hasn't got the IQ to match 2 year old kids in kindergarten ... which   
   > is why he's still being held back there every year.   
      
   What's interesting is that every one of you Apple trolls is well aware that   
   you've been told your entire lives that you're stupid, and you hate that.   
      
   Yet, the fact remains that you *are* stupid.   
   It's one of the reasons that you're Apple trolls.   
      
   Not one of you Apple tolls owns the IQ necessary to make good decisions.   
   It's why you are all herd animals.   
      
   You gloat your "decision" is "affirmed" by the line of people outside the   
   Apple store who can't wait to ditch their current iPhone for the next   
   model.   
      
    <20     | Profound intellectual disability with severe limitations   
    20-34   | Severe intellectual disability with limited communication   
    35-49   | Moderate intellectual disability with basic self-care possible   
    50-69   | Mild intellectual disability to achieve partial independence   
    70-79   | Borderline with limited academic progress, often needs support   
    80-89   | Low average with slower learning pace, but some independence   
    90-99   | Average with typical reasoning and problem-solving abilities   
    100-109 | High average with solid comprehension and learning capacity   
    110-119 | Above average with strong reasoning, good academic performance   
    120-129 | Superior with excellent abstract thinking and problem-solving   
    130-139 | Gifted with advanced reasoning, creativity, and learning speed   
    140-149 | Highly gifted with exceptional intellectual ability   
    150+    | Profoundly gifted with extraordinary cognitive capacity   
      
   None of you Apple trolls owns an IQ even close to normal.   
   It's _why_ you're Apple trolls.   
      
    Alan Baker (literally owns the IQ of about 40, i.e., a retarded person)   
    Alan Browne (desperately believes everything Apple tells him)   
    Chris (may actually own rudimentary critical-thinking skills)   
    Haemactylus (sometimes he can thing, but often he can't)   
    -hh (also shows he owns at least rudimentary cognitive skills)   
    Jeorg Lorenz (feels the need to respond to everything, with nothing)   
    JF Mezei (desperately defends Apple to the death, no matter what)   
    Jolly Roger (he's the most interesting canonical Apple owner of all)   
    Lewis (similar to Jolly Roger but not as stupid as Jolly Roger is)   
    nospam (almost seems he's paid to defend Apple to the death)   
    Tom Elam (thinks he knows something - but turns out he knows nothing)   
    Tyrone (actually knows Windows networking - but nothing about Apple)   
    Your Name (thinks he's a genius for figuring out what is never hidden)   
      
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