From: n0b0dy@invalid.invalid   
      
   On Wed, 22 May 2024 00:47:59 -0000 (UTC),   
    , in   
    wrote:   
      
   >  I can't find anything that reports a plain-language name, and unfortunately   
      
   lsb_release -a   
      
   Reports the following on my intel desktop:   
      
   No LSB modules are available.   
   Distributor ID:	Debian   
   Description:	Debian GNU/Linux trixie/sid   
   Release:	n/a   
   Codename:	trixie   
      
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