XPost: comp.sys.sinclair, comp.sys.atari.8bit, comp.sys.cbm   
   From: aximaxi@blooh.blah   
      
   On Mon, 5 Dec 2005 08:28:33 -0000, "Mike Wynne"    
   wrote:   
      
   >   
   >"Tarkin" wrote...   
   >> Couple of life lessons for the kiddies:   
   >>  * Don't have sex with animals.   
   >>  * Don't have sex with animals of your gender   
   >>  * Don't offer to film anyone having sex with an animal   
   >>  * If you must film someone having sex with an animal,   
   >>     make sure that the money's good, you're paid in advance,   
   >>    and fer'goshsakes use the TELEPHOTO LENS.   
   >   
   >...and if you really must...   
   >   
   >* Always ensure the animal is smaller than yourself   
      
   ...or dead...   
      
   Ciao,   
   AxiMaxi   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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