SH> It's been a good week in politics:

 SH> 1.  The Agence Presse France is reporting that this week's
 SH> tornados in the South were caused not by global warming but
 SH> by wind.  Who knew??

 A tornado is wind spinning very fast. So, wind is cause by wind?
 Bit circular isn't it? (double meaning intended.)

 If he had bothered to actually read the report he would have
 learned it's a bit more complicated than that, and the experts
 are just saying they aren't certain.

 SH> 2.  Donald Trump owns the President of the United States
 SH> then takes full credit for the owning.

 Trump gets trumped, veers off onto suggesting a Magna Cum Laude
 grad of Harvard Law, wasn't good enough to get into the colleges
 he graduated from.

 OTOH, maybe that's just a reflection of SH's hidden preference
 for slavery.

 SH> 3.  A North Carolina judge has ordered the release of
 ...
 SH> that lawyers for Rielle Hunter asked the coiffed sissy boy

 Notice the inordinate fixation on his sexuality?

 SH> some questions that were embarrassing to him and sissy
 SH> boy's lawyers ...

 Yep, he does seem to display a fixation on male sexuality.

 SH> 4.  So Robert Dinero dares to take on Donald Trump over the
 SH> birther issue. Now, a man who wears his hair like Trump
 SH> does probably doesn't give a tinker's damn what some actor
 SH> - or anybody else - thinks about him.  Trump responds that

 Trump certainly does care. Any publicity is good in his mind.

 SH> when you are dealing with Dinero, thoughts of Albert
 SH> Einstein don't come readily to mind.  How'd THAT work out
 SH> for you, Robert?

 For Donald Trump to say that about anyone just puts them on
 Trumps level.

 SH> 5.  Moral pipsqeak Jimmy Carter accuses the United States
 SH> of crimes against humanity because Obama is not sending
 SH> food to Kim Jong Il.

 Bet you dollars to doughnuts Kim Jong II is not going hungry.

 And Jimmy Carter is much more respected than SH ever thought of
 being.

 SH> 6.  After being punked by Donald Trump, our bright and

 SH has this fixation on male sexuality, doesn't he.

 Trump got trumped.

 SH> articulate president tells reporters that there is too much
 SH> important stuff going to to worry about "sideshows and
 SH> carnival barkers" like Trump.  On Friday, Obama dedicated
 SH> himself to the important matter of watching an inbred royal
 SH> get married over in England.

 Yeah, would have been so much better to watch his brother, the
 combat vet, rather than the rescue helicopter pilot.

 SH> 7.  Democrats predictably call birthers racist.  "No person
 SH> except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United
 SH> States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution,
 SH> shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall
 SH> any person be eligible to that office who shall not have
 SH> attained to the age of thirty five years, and been fourteen
 SH> Years a resident within the United States."  Man, that
 SH> James Madison sure hated black people, huh?

 He sure owned enough of them. That plus advocating that, if
 emancipation did happen, those blacks he so loved should not be
 allowed to live around white people.

 OTOH, what does James Madison have to do with the fact that
 Birthers demand proof from one president they never demanded
 from any other? Where was George Romney born? Was he really a
 natural born citizen? Very few even questioned that, now did they.

 Yet when Obama released a legal Hawaiian birth certificate the
 birthers demanded more.

BOB KLAHN bob.klahn@sev.org   http://home.toltbbs.com/bobklahn

... Obama did in 2 yrs what Bush should have in 4 months but didn't in 7 yrs.
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