XPost: talk.politics.guns   
   From: KlausSchadenfreude@gmx.com   
      
   CHAIR: This meeting of Al Qeda Terrorist Colorado Chapter #43 will   
   come to order!   
      
   ALL: ALLAH BE PRAISED!   
      
   TERRORIST #1: It is time to strike at the heart of the infidels! Our   
   next target will be--   
      
   TERRORIST SECRETARY: [Whispers in ear of TERRORIST#1]   
      
   TERRORIST#!: WHAT!!!?!??   
      
   TERRORIST SECRETARY: It is so.   
      
   ALL: WHAT IS IT?   
      
   TERRORIST#!: I have just been informed that background checks are   
   required on ALL gun sales in Colorado!   
      
   ALL: GASP!   
      
   TERRORIST #72: But how can we possibly carry out our attacks?   
      
   TERRORIST #102: How can we strike fear in the hearts of the infidels?   
      
   TERRORIST #23: [breaks down sobbing]   
      
   TERRORIST #1: This is a death blow to our organization! We are ruined!   
      
   TERRORIST #66: What about bombs?   
      
   ALL [everyone turns to look at him]   
      
   TERRORIST #1: Been there, got the T-shirt. Bombs, hijacking, arson--   
   NONE are as effective as guns! You know that!   
      
   TERRORIST #66: But we've killed more people with bombs and hijackings   
   in a week than we have with guns during the last decade!   
      
   [TERRORIST #66 is quietly beheaded.]   
      
   TERRORIST #1: It is now time for our guest speaker, Sarah Brady.   
      
   TERRORIST #23 whispers to TERRORIST #91: Boy are we lucky women are   
   forced to wear burqas.   
      
   SARAH: [cough] [hack] [hack]   
      
   TERRORIST #11: Holy shit, she got some on me.   
      
   SARAH: Your organization has been emasculated by background check   
   requirements in Colorado.   
      
   ALL: We surrender to you, hideous gun control matron!   
      
   SARAH: I suggest that you redirect your efforts and organization to   
   something more meaningful, like highway beautification or recycling.   
      
   TERRORIST #15: I want to be in charge of shrubberies!   
      
   TERRORIST #18: We could put it here, next to this shrubbery, only   
   slightly higher to get that two-level effect.   
      
   TERRORIST #16:  With a little path running down the middle!   
      
   ALL: A path! A Path!   
      
   [meeting adjourns]   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)