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From: down-low@barackobama.com
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Joe Cooper wrote:
>
> Federal waste.
>
> Between waging a war against fossil fuels, destroying entire industries
> with over-regulation, and promoting phony science, the EPA has a lot on
> its plate. Their work is made all the more difficult when you realize
> that their employees are a bunch of porn addicts who would rather spend
> the day in their secret man-caves than at their desks. Now, they have a
> new problem and it's making their old issues seem positively palatable by
> comparison.
>
> EPA employees are defecating in the hallways.
>
> Yep, you read that right. The EPA's region 8 managers have written a mass
> email informing the "rank and vile" that pooping in the hallways is an
> unacceptable workplace activity. They'd like it to stop.
>
> In case you'd like to know which EPA offices to avoid, region 8 is in and
> around Denver, Colorado:
>
> It appears, however, that a regional office has reached a new low:
> Management for Region 8 in Denver, Colo., email earlier this year to all
> staff in the area pleading with them to stop inappropriate bathroom
> behavior, including defecating in the hallway.
Note that Denver has recently had a very LARGE influx of
Democrats. Democrats from the BAY AREA of Northern California.
> In the email, obtained by Government Executive, Deputy Regional
> Administrator Howard Cantor mentioned “several incidents” in the
> building, including clogging the toilets with paper towels and “an
> individual placing feces in the hallway” outside the restroom.
>
> Confounded by what to make of this occurrence, EPA management
> “consulted” with workplace violence “national expert” John Nicoletti, who
> said that hallway feces is in fact a health and safety risk. He added the
> behavior was “very dangerous” and the individuals responsible would
> “probably escalate” their actions.
>
> Frankly, the fact that EPA employees don't (or do) give a crap about
> their work environment is unsurprising. What is surprising is the fact
> that agency higher-ups are so stupid that they had to waste your tax
> dollars on some kind of consultant to tell them that this could be a
> problem.
>
> I mean, how exactly did that conversation play out?
>
> "Hey, Mr. Workplace Expert, we've got someone pooping in the hallways.
> Is that something we should look into?"
>
> Apparently it is, because EPA spokesman Richard Mylott is taking it very
> seriously. He issued a statement.
>
> “EPA cannot comment on ongoing personnel matters. EPA’s
> actions in response to recent workplace issues have been
> deliberate and have focused on ensuring a safe work
> environment for our employees. Our brief consultation
> with Dr. Nicoletti on this matter, a resource who
> regularly provides our office with training and
> expertise on workplace issues, reflects our commitment
> to securing a safe workplace.”
>
> In other words, "Please, employees, stop unloading in the hallway."
>
> That'll tell 'em!
Shoot a couple of them and leave them rot in the hallway as an
experiment.
> Source: http://bit.ly/TBrahu
> Remember in November
>
> Is the White House Next? (One can only hope.)
>
> --
> "Never underestimate the willingness of white progressives to be offended
> on behalf of people who aren’t and to impose their will on those who
> didn’t ask for it." (Derek Hunter)
>
> "If the Democrats didn’t have double standards, they wouldn’t have any
> standards all." (Chuck Lehmann)
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