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   Chris Bouchard to All   
   Colorado Man Hospitalized After Trying T   
   22 Apr 15 12:21:25   
   
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   Me: So, Jake. My friend told me about the story you posted on   
   Facebook and I looked it over. Why do you have a pet black widow   
   and why did you try to get it stoned?   
      
   Jake: Man, people are giving me so much grief about this right   
   now. I just like black widows. They’re cool looking. It’s not   
   really a pet because I can’t pet it, but I have a spider   
   aquarium and it’s for looking at.   
      
   I was getting super high with my buddies and decided to blow pot   
   smoke at it.   
      
   Wasn’t my idea, though. My friend Jay wondered what it would do   
   if we got the black widow baked. Would it fall off its perch?   
   Get the munchies?   
      
   Me: So how did you get bit?   
      
   Jake: Keep in mind, I was REALLY HIGH and wasn’t thinking. And   
   Jay wasn’t sure if the spider was getting high after I carefully   
   blew the smoke in, because it was just sitting there, so I got   
   up close and blew the pot smoke right in Andrea’s face and she   
   somehow got onto my neck and freaking bit the shit out of me!   
   So I went to the hospital and it was swollen BAD and I had to   
   stay the night, but it’s all good now. The bite’s healing.   
      
   Me: How is Andrea?   
      
   Jake: Jay wanted to kill her because he was PISSED, but she’s my   
   spider and I actually love her. I know she didn’t mean it   
   personally. I shouldn’t have been trying to blow pot smoke in   
   her face.   
      
   http://stuppid.com/colorado-man-hospitalized-trying-to-get-   
   spider-stoned/   
      
       
      
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