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   If Tom Brady ever has a dinner party, there's a good chance he   
   won't be inviting Broncos defensive end Derek Wolfe.   
      
   Apparently, Wolfe pulled a Mike Tyson this season and threatened   
   to eat Brady's kids during one of the two games that Denver and   
   New England played against each other.   
      
   So how do we know that Wolfe has an appetite for children?   
      
   Broncos safety T.J. Ward revealed the secret on Monday.   
      
   During an interview on ESPN's Highly Questionable, Ward was   
   asked to name the scariest guys on his team and naturally, the   
   conversation led to Wolfe.   
      
   "He says some things out there that are highly questionable, but   
   he doesn't say too much," Ward said.   
      
   That sentence picqued the interest of host Dan Le Batard, who   
   immediately wanted to know what kind of 'highly questionable'   
   things Wolfe generally says on the field.   
      
   "I heard him hit somebody with the Mike Tyson. He told someone   
   he was gonna eat their kids," Ward said. "I was shocked by it.   
   That was an opposing player. That was, um, Tom Brady. I think he   
   told Brady that."   
      
   The moral of the story: Never go Full-Tyson.   
      
   The good news for the Brady kids is that Wolfe probably won't be   
   eating any children anytime soon because the defensive end   
   devoured the Patriots offensive line in the AFC title game,   
   which will probably keep him from getting hungry for awhile.   
      
   In the 20-18 Broncos win, Wolfe led Denver with six tackles and   
   a sack.   
      
   (Wink of the CBS Eye to the Denver Post)   
      
   http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25517205/broncos-tj-   
   ward-says-a-teammate-threatened-to-eat-tom-bradys-kids   
      
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