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   Red Alert: 79-year-old POTUS suffers cancer scare, tests   
   positive for COVID   
      
   President Joe Biden's health is deteriorating before our eyes.   
   Recent events have prompted the Washington Free Beacon to   
   declare a state of DEATH WATCH 1. Here are some key numbers and   
   other facts to keep in mind during this challenging time for our   
   once-great nation.   
      
   Age: 79.8 years   
      
   U.S. average life expectancy (male): 75.1 years   
      
   Number-one song when Biden was born: "White Christmas" by Bing   
   Crosby   
      
   Most recognizable world leader when Biden was born: Adolf Hitler   
      
   Living ex-presidents younger than Biden: Four   
      
   COVID-19 diagnosis: Positive   
      
   Age group at highest risk for COVID-19 fatality: 65 years and up   
      
   U.S. COVID-19 deaths on Biden's watch: 617,896   
      
   U.S. polio cases on Biden's watch: At least one   
      
   Cancer diagnosis: Ambiguous   
      
   Lung capacity: Poor   
      
   Temperament: Cranky   
      
   Spatial awareness: Below average   
      
   Verbal communications skills: Very poor   
      
   Energy/stamina level: Needs improvement   
      
   Broken bones suffered due to naked dog-play: At least one   
      
   History of crack addiction in family: Yes   
      
   Biden's job approval rating: 36.8 percent   
      
   Biden's age on Election Day 2024: 81.9 years   
      
   Octogenarians elected president (U.S. history): Zero   
      
   Hillary Clinton's age on Election Day 2024: 77.0 years   
      
   Average life expectancy (Hillary's enemies): Very low   
      
   Former world leaders assassinated on Biden's watch: One: Shinzo   
   Abe   
      
   Domestic assassination attempts on Biden's watch: Two: Justice   
   Brett Kavanaugh, Rep. Lee Zeldin (R., N.Y.)   
      
   Biden donors charged with murdering family: At least one   
      
   Biden grandchildren (acknowledged): Six   
      
   Biden grandchildren (unacknowledged): At least one   
      
   Kamala Harris's favorability rating: 37.0 percent   
      
   Kamala Harris ambition rating: Ruthless   
      
   Odds of America surviving a Harris presidency: Very low   
      
   Number of times Barack Obama was right about politics: One   
   ("Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f— things up")   
      
   Published under: Democratic Party, Feature, Joe Biden, Kamala   
   Harris   
      
   https://freebeacon.com/biden-administration/biden-death-watch-   
   numbers/   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
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