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   From: deinazis@4imprint.com   
      
   WASHINGTON — This perp ate too fresh.   
      
   A man who used a Subway sandwich as a weapon to attack a federal officer   
   deployed by President Trump on the streets of DC earlier this week has   
   been charged with felony assault.   
      
   The criminal case against suspect Sean Charles Dunn, 37, was announced   
   Wednesday by DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro, who said in a statement that   
   “the police are not out there to get pushed around or beat up.”   
      
   Dunn was allegedly captured on video Sunday night shouting that a group   
   of federal officers were “fascists” before whipping his deli sandwich at   
   them and striking a US Customs and Border Protection agent in the chest.   
      
   “He thought it was funny. Well he doesn’t think it’s funny today because   
   we charged him with a felony: Assault on a police officer,” Pirro said   
   in a video posted to X.   
      
   “So there, stick your Subway sandwich somewhere else!”   
      
   Dunn could not immediately be reached for comment by The Post.   
      
   The criminal complaint says Dunn confessed to a DC police officer, “I   
   did it. I threw a sandwich.”   
      
   Trump began deploying federal officials to address crime in DC on Aug.   
   7.   
      
   On Monday, he asserted federal control over the DC Metropolitan Police   
   Department and activated the National Guard.   
      
   The hundreds of supplemental federal officials have made more than 100   
   arrests, including 23 on Monday and 43 on Tuesday, according to the   
   White House.   
      
   The collared suspects include 33 people accused of gun crimes, 23   
   alleged illegal immigrants, 10 suspects with outstanding warrants and   
   seven wanted on drug charges, per the administration.   
      
   https://nypost.com/2025/08/13/us-news/dc-man-sean-charles-dunn-charged-wi   
   th-felony-assault-after-hitting-federal-agent-with-subway-sandwich/   
      
   CoachSmith   
   1 hour ago   
      
   Dude looks a little...light in his loafers.  As if he...plays for the   
   other team.  Q as a three dollar bill.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)