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 Message 177 
 Roger Nelson to All 
 A Dog's Life 
 22 Feb 12 07:10:50 
 
It's  just dawned on me....
 
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
 
He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
 
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
 
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if
any medical needs arise.
 
For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
 
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs
and he is not required to do any upkeep.
 
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
 
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
 
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
 
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
 
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every
day.
 
I was just thinking about  all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick!
 
 
OMG!  I think my dog is a member of Congress!
 
 
Regards,
 
Roger

--- D'Bridge 3.75
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