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"Stay!"
 
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled
down the car windows
 
to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.
 
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her
that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger
at the car and saying emphatically,
 
"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"
 
"Stay! Stay!"
 
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange look and
said,
 
(this is going to hurt read on)
 
 
"Why don't you just put it in 'Park'?"
 
 
Regards,
 
Roger

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