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Hello All,


Imagine if instead of cryptic, geeky text strings, your
computer produced error message in haiku...


A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

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The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
Countless more exist

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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.

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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

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With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.

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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

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Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down

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A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

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Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

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You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

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Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."

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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?

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To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy


WBR, Gleb                                      
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