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ARE WE THE ONES WITH DEMENTIA? ARE WE THE ONES WHO ARE AGING? 

 REALLY ?                                                      

                                                               

 ONE                                                           

 Recently, I went to McDonald's and I saw on the menu that you 

 could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.          

 I asked for a half dozen nuggets.                             

 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the  

 counter.                                                      

 'You don't?' I replied.                                       

 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.           

 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 

'That's right.'                                                  

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets                     

(Unbelievable but sadly true...)                                 

(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener and she said  

they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)                   

(And they think they are worth $15.00 per hour)                  

                                                                 

                                                                 

TWO                                                              

I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items   

and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. 

I picked up one of those dividers that they keep by the cash     

register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get   

mixed.  After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked   

up the divider, looking it all over for the bar code so she      

could scan it.                                                   

Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much 

this is?'                                                       

I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that

today.'                                                         

She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.          

She had no clue to what had just happened.                      

(But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)  

                                                                

                                                                

THREE                                                           

A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her DVD     

drive and pulling it out very quickly.                          

When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was      

shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card 

number, so she was using the ATM thingy.                        

(Keep shuddering!!)                                               

 

FOUR                                                            

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.  

'Do you need some help?' I asked.                               

She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this 

remote door un-locker.  Now I can't get into my car.  Do you    

think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have 

a battery to fit this?'                                         

Hmm, I don't know.  Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.        

'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the 

car keys to me.                                                 

As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied,    

'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries.  

It's a long walk....'                                           

PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!    

 

FIVE                                                            

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift.     

One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm 

almost out of typing paper.  What do I do?'                     

'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her.  

With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of    

paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five     

blank copies.                                                   

A Brunette, by the way!!   

 

SIX                                                           

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she  

needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten

ants.                                                         

The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he 

should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant    

killer......'                                                 

Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right now!'             

Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!         

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.  Don't    

laugh....it is all true...   

 

 

Ruben D. Figueroa, Owner

RDFIG Computer Solutions

Email Support:        rdfigsupport@rdfig.net

General Support:    rdfigueroa@gmail.com

Cell Phone          :  (972) 839-9551

Web Location     :  http://   www.rdfig.net

 


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RDFIG Computer =
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